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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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