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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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