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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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