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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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