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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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