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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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