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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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