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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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