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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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