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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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