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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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