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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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