Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.