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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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