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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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