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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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