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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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