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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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