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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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