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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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