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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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