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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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