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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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