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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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