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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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