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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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