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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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