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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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