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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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