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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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