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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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