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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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