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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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