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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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