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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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