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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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