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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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