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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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