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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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