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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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