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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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