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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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