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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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