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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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