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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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