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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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