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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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