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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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