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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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