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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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