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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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