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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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