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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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