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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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