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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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