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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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