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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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