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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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