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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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