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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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