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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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