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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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